Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

a black man pays his child support

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Read a Book.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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