Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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