What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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