Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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