- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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