- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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