- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

hers a joke... japanese people

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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