My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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alert('The Game')

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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