- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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