- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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