What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Black people in Camden NJ.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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