what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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