- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

you give like i give lomain

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Women outside of the kitchen.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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