Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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