where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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