- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

knock knock i have diarrhea

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

I have an idea! You leave.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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