A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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