- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Immigration Laws

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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