- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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