- Anti Joke

A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.