Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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