- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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