What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Balls

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Do the roar!

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Who is it?

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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