- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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