- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

here's a joke... the american education society

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Neil is a reterd.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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