- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

knock knock i have diarrhea

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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