Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

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