- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Fine, ladies first.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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