- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You were born.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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