- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

why am I writing this...im bored

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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