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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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