- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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