How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Anti Joke

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