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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Whats brown and smells bad poo

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

can you touch your toes? no

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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