What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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