Urban ghettos

whats black and strange a paki

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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