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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

knock knock who's there? faith

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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