Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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