A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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