- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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