- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??