- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

whats green and lives in the water

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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