- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

I love you

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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