Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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stinky boner

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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