- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

This is not a joke.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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