Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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