- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

You idiot thats 9 letters

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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