- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

you see theres this guy.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

how do you call someone? use a phone

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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