- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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