- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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