- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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