What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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