- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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