What's brown and sticky A stick

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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