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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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