Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Hello penis

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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