- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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