- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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