- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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