- Anti Joke

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Women's rights

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism