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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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