A man walks into a bar. Ow

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haha Otarts was here

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Actually it was me Josh brown

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Anti Joke

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