What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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