- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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