- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Click here to end the world.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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