- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Hi, my name is Jake.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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