- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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