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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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